Is it wrong for me to have such venom for a 6 year old little girl? Well, if it’s wrong, then I can’t possibly be right. I think I hate her… but mostly her mama.
The other night I stumbled upon “Toddlers and Tiaras” on TLC. I wish I hadn’t stopped on that channel now. If these girls were treated any worse than they already are, Sarah McLachlan would be singing in the background during the show. It’s really pathetic.
Why do these girls’ mothers subject them to such ridicule? Why do they force feed them chocolate and Mt. Dew to keep them “perky” for the judges of the pageants? They might as well break the girls off some meth or coke… because in 6 or 7 years, that’s what they’ll be doing anyway.
I have 3 girls in my home ages 5, 10, and 13. I would NEVER put them in a position to be objectified by ANYBODY. They’ll get enough of that on their own for the rest of their lives anyway. That’s just the truth of the matter. That’s the way it is.
Now. Back to Alana…
This little girl’s mama needs her ass WHOOPED. She, in my opinion, doesn’t have ANY ROOM to tell anybody else how to look or carry themselves. If her fat ass took even HALF of her own advice, she’d look a lot less like a hairy, albino Jaba the Hut. Marv Marinovich and Joe Jackson think this bitch is crazy!
“A dolla makes me holla!” Is that what 6 year old little girls are saying these days? Really??? That was just ONE of the many stupid, whorish-ass quotes dropped by Alana on the show. I think by her mother allowing her to speak this way, is child abuse. In a world where you can’t even whoop your kids ass in the cereal aisle in the store, we sit by and watch this stuff happen?
Stop it. Please.
Let me end this with some advice for Alana’s mama. First, stop with all the pageants. You know as well as anybody who’s seen your daughter, that she ain’t cute. She has the misfortune of being given your genes, and for that, I feel sorry for her. She didn’t choose you. Somebody’s daddy is probably also her uncle too. (Just a hunch.)
It’s time to put down the 13 gallons of Mt.Dew! Diabetes ain’t a good look, and at the rate she’s drinking them, she will be the state of Georgia’s fattest one-footed stripper in about 12 years. Work on her personality instead. That’s all she’s going to have going for her in the long run.
I’m just trying to help.
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